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Vent Thread Series: GRAND OPENING! Arkansas vs Alabama
Posted on 10/8/14 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 1:54 pm
So this board has been a little chippy as of late, and that's understandable, losing sucks. People deal with that in different ways and that's fine we should be able to throw a fit if we want to this is 'Murica. We've been dogshit for the last 2 years and now this team is acting like they're going to break out of it, but they still pull dumb shite that loses games. That's frustrating because they instill hope and some optimism then they shite all over it and it brings the "Oh no here we go again" feelings out of us. That's where we are collectively as a fanbase right now.
We make fun of Hogville quite often, and it's justified, but they are doing something that would benefit this board IMO. So here's my suggestion. Let's create an official vent thread for every game we play. Saturday morning an Admin could make the vent thread and leave it open until Friday evening of next week, then anchor that bitch and create the new one for the next team.
While in the vent thread you can bitch, whine, and post all of the hissy fit shite you want. If you click on the vent thread and become angry with the posts then it's your own fault and you should be angry about being a stupid head. We need the vent thread for victories as well because a lot of us are miserable fans and complain during blow out wins. All vent related posts that make their way into the rest of the board should be met with a mushroom stamp to the bridge of the nose.
There is no company line to walk in the vent thread, it's just a battlefield of I'm mad and I'm going to tell somebody about it.
There is no company line in the main board either, but we should keep it to intelligent debate about our differences of opinion regarding schemes, coaches, flavor of ice cream, cotton or lace, Chevy or Ford, and over or under on the toilet paper roll.
We're all homies here, I'm not mad, let's all be friends again.
We make fun of Hogville quite often, and it's justified, but they are doing something that would benefit this board IMO. So here's my suggestion. Let's create an official vent thread for every game we play. Saturday morning an Admin could make the vent thread and leave it open until Friday evening of next week, then anchor that bitch and create the new one for the next team.
While in the vent thread you can bitch, whine, and post all of the hissy fit shite you want. If you click on the vent thread and become angry with the posts then it's your own fault and you should be angry about being a stupid head. We need the vent thread for victories as well because a lot of us are miserable fans and complain during blow out wins. All vent related posts that make their way into the rest of the board should be met with a mushroom stamp to the bridge of the nose.
There is no company line to walk in the vent thread, it's just a battlefield of I'm mad and I'm going to tell somebody about it.
There is no company line in the main board either, but we should keep it to intelligent debate about our differences of opinion regarding schemes, coaches, flavor of ice cream, cotton or lace, Chevy or Ford, and over or under on the toilet paper roll.
We're all homies here, I'm not mad, let's all be friends again.
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 5:39 pm
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 3:02 pm to FleaMarketBill
Will your vent blow both hot and cold air? If so, I'm in.
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:17 pm to FleaMarketBill
Done. Just post it up this weekend and one of us can sticky it.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:57 pm to FleaMarketBill
I'm fricking pissed a Senior Kicker can't make a fricking field goal and release me from Ban land!!!
I'm mad it's going to rain (my bro(not my bro) has ALS and its going to be difficult as it is getting in/out the stadium.
I'm mad I know Turner or Gaines will give up a huge play
I'm just a fricking pissed individual right now
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:25 pm to FleaMarketBill
Goddamnit I'm the last post on this shitty page
Fire Chaney.
Fire Chaney.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:05 pm to FleaMarketBill
Great idea, there is one thing I do want to vent about here, and since there is no line here I'll unload.
Listen, I get calling out coaches. It's basically written in their contracts that they will be criticized, often times warranted often times not. It doesn't matter, they're getting paid to do this and getting paid handsomely.
But the one thing that absolutely makes me lose my shite is ragging and calling out players by fans. These young men go through exhausting workouts and practices on a daily basis and sacrifice a large portion of their college experience that we take for granted, and then they get called out by some fat, middle-aged armchair QB about shite that happens in the heat of the moment against elite competition. Just a heads up, football isn't fricking easy. Some will respond with "hurr durr they get a free education and get to slay cleat chasers". Most people don't understand but college athletics, especially football, is an extremely glorified version of the gladiator/slavery phenomenom. By that I mean they tell these kids when to wake up, when to eat, what classes they can take, when they have free time, etc.. I got through college full paid on an academic scholarship, all I had to do was keep a 3.25. These athletes have to keep their GPAs on top of performing in their respective sports with all of the daily time requirements for their sports. Regarding cleat chasers, was it that hard for you to get laid in college? Was it? Hell the amount of time they have to bang is limited compared to the average college kid. I had the opportunity to do college athletics and I said frick that with a giant bag of dicks, I wanted to actually enjoy the college experience and focus completely on the things I loved the most. By that I mean something I actually got paid to fricking do.
So before you want to call out a player, have some introspection first. No, introspection does not entail looking down and wiping the wing and dip stains off your wife beater you fricks. This doesn't mean we can't have fun like Alshon is a porker and Nick Marshall can't annunciate. But as a fan to rip a player for playing their hearts out and giving everything they have to a program, well my only response is GFY with a bag of aids, dicks, and fire you cock goblins.
Listen, I get calling out coaches. It's basically written in their contracts that they will be criticized, often times warranted often times not. It doesn't matter, they're getting paid to do this and getting paid handsomely.
But the one thing that absolutely makes me lose my shite is ragging and calling out players by fans. These young men go through exhausting workouts and practices on a daily basis and sacrifice a large portion of their college experience that we take for granted, and then they get called out by some fat, middle-aged armchair QB about shite that happens in the heat of the moment against elite competition. Just a heads up, football isn't fricking easy. Some will respond with "hurr durr they get a free education and get to slay cleat chasers". Most people don't understand but college athletics, especially football, is an extremely glorified version of the gladiator/slavery phenomenom. By that I mean they tell these kids when to wake up, when to eat, what classes they can take, when they have free time, etc.. I got through college full paid on an academic scholarship, all I had to do was keep a 3.25. These athletes have to keep their GPAs on top of performing in their respective sports with all of the daily time requirements for their sports. Regarding cleat chasers, was it that hard for you to get laid in college? Was it? Hell the amount of time they have to bang is limited compared to the average college kid. I had the opportunity to do college athletics and I said frick that with a giant bag of dicks, I wanted to actually enjoy the college experience and focus completely on the things I loved the most. By that I mean something I actually got paid to fricking do.
So before you want to call out a player, have some introspection first. No, introspection does not entail looking down and wiping the wing and dip stains off your wife beater you fricks. This doesn't mean we can't have fun like Alshon is a porker and Nick Marshall can't annunciate. But as a fan to rip a player for playing their hearts out and giving everything they have to a program, well my only response is GFY with a bag of aids, dicks, and fire you cock goblins.
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 10/11/14 at 7:55 pm to FleaMarketBill
Thought I'd check in, only to say frick!
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