re: AU will skullfrick LSU Saturday

If history is any indication the game will be decided at the end when the referee calls a penalty on an LSU guy for falling into his own teammate on an extra point. Alternatively, an obvious pass interference on Auburn at the end of the game won't get called because the ball was uncatchable after the LSU receiver was taken out of the play. The Auburn players will then drive to Baton Rouge and enjoy cigars in the center of tiger stadium while defacing (in various ways) the LSU eye of the tiger. LSU fans will get partial revenge by lobbing ziplock bags of urine at the Auburn bus. Am I missing anything?