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I want to hurt Arkansas.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:15 pm
*Let it be known I am not, or will not be advocating the injury of any players of the upcoming game.
I want to hurt them psychologically. I want to dash whatever glimmer of hope they have as to the skill of their team. I want to send them back to the cellar of the SEC and for their children to develop Stockholm Syndrome and wear the banner of their victor like bastards begging for their father's name.
I fear for Arkansan women and the wrath they will face as they go to work at Dollar General or Waffle House on Monday with blackened eyes. Please understand that your cousbands don't know any other method of dealing with humiliation than violence - like chimps at the zoo.
Then, once order is restored and the college football universe finds equilibrium (that means things is normal), we can go back to being old SWC allies and I'll root for you as one roots for a special olympics pole vaulter with cancer.
That being said, I think y'all are going to give us a good game on Saturday.
I want to hurt them psychologically. I want to dash whatever glimmer of hope they have as to the skill of their team. I want to send them back to the cellar of the SEC and for their children to develop Stockholm Syndrome and wear the banner of their victor like bastards begging for their father's name.
I fear for Arkansan women and the wrath they will face as they go to work at Dollar General or Waffle House on Monday with blackened eyes. Please understand that your cousbands don't know any other method of dealing with humiliation than violence - like chimps at the zoo.
Then, once order is restored and the college football universe finds equilibrium (that means things is normal), we can go back to being old SWC allies and I'll root for you as one roots for a special olympics pole vaulter with cancer.
That being said, I think y'all are going to give us a good game on Saturday.
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Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:16 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
I hope Arkansas wrecks your bumholes so I can stop hearing about how fricking awesome you guys are.
That's just me, though.
That's just me, though.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
I actually think they'll give y'all a run for your money
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
You may want, yet you never will.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:25 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
That was adorable 
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:26 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Eat shite.
Between LSU & A&M I barely have enough room now in my heart for my Ole Miss hatred.
Mizzou, take a number.
Between LSU & A&M I barely have enough room now in my heart for my Ole Miss hatred.
Mizzou, take a number.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:31 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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cousbands
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:34 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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once order is restored
we lead you guys 41-26 all time... the only thing being restored on Saturday is Arkansas's dominance over your sorry asses
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:39 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
You're annoyed with hearing how good we are? How do you think everyone feels about auburn after watching y'all bassackwards luck your way into the natty only to break the streak?
We've had a good start to the season, who cares. We're picked 5th in the west and ranters still don't think we finish in the top 3 of the division (per threads on rant right now).
We've had a good start to the season, who cares. We're picked 5th in the west and ranters still don't think we finish in the top 3 of the division (per threads on rant right now).
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:41 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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LoneStarRodAndRifle
Since it's what's doin' all the talkin', hand me one of dem Lone Stars you're drinkin', so I can decide if it's tellin' me the same story it's tellin' you.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:45 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Swigging from the jar a little early
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:27 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
bow peasant
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:32 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Woo Pig Sooieee. I don't ever pull for the Hogs but I would love to see them kick some Aggie arse this weekend.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:55 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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your cousbands
This right here is a prime example of why Texas A&M and Missouri will never truly be accepted by the rest of the Southeastern Conference. They simply can't understand us because, unlike real Southerners, their cousins are all too ugly to want to marry. And so, in their incomprehension and misery, they lash out at us, too blinded by their hideous relatives to see the joy of Southern cousin-lovin'.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:06 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
should probably just worry about winning the game.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:30 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Why do people do these threads, most of the times
they come back to bite you in the arse. The football
gods hates this shite.
they come back to bite you in the arse. The football
gods hates this shite.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:55 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
If you want college football to return to normal, this means you want A&M to become mediocre or worse. Why would an A&M fan root for this?
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 8:02 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:39 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
If John L. Smith couldn't psychologically ruin the Hogs (and I'm not saying he didn't), then y'all sure as shite won't.
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