re: DABO CAN'T COUNT

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5. Clepson (1-2)
No, that's not a misspelling. That's a phonetic spelling. As a proud owner of an Upstate South Carolina high school diploma (Go Travelers Rest Devildogs!), I can tell you that occupant of the coveted No. 5 spot isn't pronounced with an "m" in the middle, it's with "p." So, I call it "Clepsoning." As I envision it, coach Dabo Swinney got back to his desk on Sunday and checked his voicemail. Beep. "Hey Dabo, Danny Ford here. I wanted to let you know that there's an old playbook of mine stuffed behind the file cabinet in your office. I know the pages are yellowed and the plays are 30 years old, but pretty much anything in there will work better than what you just tried. Thanks." Beep. You have no more messages.

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