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re: Sorry guys

Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4301 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Bitches love sushi. And tapas.


Bitches in LA prefer sashimi. They don't want the rice sticking to their hips.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91009 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:38 pm to
I was in Panama City for spring break once. Walked out of the club with a girl to my truck and as we were doing the deed someone knocked on my window. Tow truck driver telling me I can't park there...so I get out naked and get up front and drive my truck to a new parking spot. Phone dies in the meantime.

Go back I'm the club and can't find my friends. Look for hours. Eventually go back to the hotel and they were there pissed as hell. One of them was thrown out for pissing off of the balcony over the beach right when I had to move my truck. Phone was dead and they couldn't get ahold of me and they didn't know I moved the truck so they thought I left them there. They walked 3 miles drunk back to the room

Phones dying suck
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