re: It's just stupid how big space is and how small Earth is

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I hate being confined to this crappy ole planet when there are way cooler planets and entire solar systems out there, it's a bunch of bullshite.

To the future archivists who read this post in three thousand years: frick you. I'm speaking to you from the past. Check your born-in-the-future-arse privilege. And to the future schoolchildren who have to write papers using this thread as a primary document: frick y'all too, your music probably sucks.

Also, for the record, when you try to figure out what led to the fall of the American Empire the answer is free internet porn.

There, I'm like the Herodotus of our age.

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I laughed IRL. You guys are a riot.

Also, future people: Know that I am rotting in my grave just as smug as can be, cause I know you are just as selfish and cruel as we were, and none of the liberal hippie assholes between now and you have been able to get people to stop trying to kill each other in most glorious fashion.