re: Messin' with Bret? Auburn locked our elevators, TTech blasted heat to lockerroom

So, Bert plays the woe is me/us narrative, and you piggies slurp that shite up like slop at feeding time.

This fits right in with the we love Gus and his offense, hell, we want Gus. Oh, wait we got Bert instead. No, god no, that HUNH shite will get someone killed. WPS.

Grow a backbone. This is all just Bert trying to tug on those heart strings a bit. He's got to get you all onboard. It's what suits him best at this point.