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My answering machine joke. It involves Kim Kardashian.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:46 pm
Whenever my wife and I go out and come back home and see an answering machine message, I crack the same joke..."It's Kim Kardashian...she wants to come over and sit on my face."
I've been married for 20 years and I suppose that's why I can get away with that joke without getting in trouble. I believe 20 years ago, my newlywed wife would have given me a hard time about that.
I'm curious.
How many of you married men think you could get away with that joke and how long have you been married?
I've been married for 20 years and I suppose that's why I can get away with that joke without getting in trouble. I believe 20 years ago, my newlywed wife would have given me a hard time about that.
I'm curious.
How many of you married men think you could get away with that joke and how long have you been married?
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:49 pm to samson'sseed
I could get away with that joke because it would be a serious downgrade from my wife.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:50 pm to samson'sseed
If a marriage fails because of a verbal joke, then it wasn't much of a marriage.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:53 pm to samson'sseed
Sounds disrespectful to your wife.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 5:56 pm to samson'sseed
Its not that funny and I bet your wife is tired of it too. Besides, who wants that big ole skanky arse on their face...need to upgrade your standards.
But har har if yall are all chuckles over it
But har har if yall are all chuckles over it
Posted on 9/10/14 at 6:00 pm to samson'sseed
What's an answering machine?
Posted on 9/10/14 at 6:05 pm to samson'sseed
You're a real comedian, let me tell ya.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 6:36 pm to samson'sseed
When my cell phone rings and my GF asks who it is I tell her it's my other GF. What's really funny is that she actually thinks I'm joking
Posted on 9/10/14 at 6:40 pm to samson'sseed
I could certainly get away with it and have been married less than a month.
Of course, I wouldn't make such a stupid joke once. Much less repeat it.
Of course, I wouldn't make such a stupid joke once. Much less repeat it.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 7:11 pm to samson'sseed
why do you still have a house phone?
Posted on 9/10/14 at 8:01 pm to samson'sseed
People still use these things?
Posted on 9/11/14 at 5:57 am to samson'sseed
She doesn't mind the joke because she's sucking another guy's dick on the side.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 7:49 am to samson'sseed
Well the thought of Kim K smothering me with that fat arse of hers is disgusting.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:13 am to samson'sseed
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..."It's Kim Kardashian...she wants to come over and sit on my face."
Ha?
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:14 pm to samson'sseed
quote:
I believe 20 years ago, my newlywed wife would have given me a hard time about that.
Well... 20 years ago you would have been hoping that a 13 year old girl was coming over to satisfy you... I think a hard time would be the least of your worries.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:20 pm to samson'sseed
Haha, you like the taste of Kanye/RayJ/reggie bush/that white bball player/various rappers and sports athletes cock.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 3:31 pm to samson'sseed
When your wife divorces you it will more than likely be because of your sense of humor is disgusting/terrible.
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