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re: Thoughts of Texas Tech Fanbase
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:34 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:34 pm to WestCoastAg
Wow, doesn't speak highly of your intelligence if golf is complex for you. Just grip it and rip it as John Daly said. I find it much easier than what I do the rest of the week.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 1:37 pm
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:36 pm to Cooter Davenport
Playing with dolls as an adult will make your parents so proud.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:36 pm to pantherman
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE LIAR
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:38 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
one last check before heading out. You guys have fun playing with yourselves. The Aggies do that literally!
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:45 pm to pantherman
Don't leave please. I need more quote material
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:49 pm to pantherman
quote:
one last check before heading out. You guys have fun playing with yourselves. The Aggies do that literally!
You'd better stop slacking off and deliver my pizza or you won't be getting a tip.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 9/12/14 at 1:57 pm to Cooter Davenport
quote:
quote:It was just a hunch. When your parents brought you home from the hospital your first day do you think they knew you'd one day be on an SEC message board talking down other colleges all the while having a picture of an A&M Ken doll getting a blow job as your sig pic? It's hard to tell at so young an age what heights a child will achieve, but when I was able to walk, talk and read on time they knew for sure I wasn't headed to Tech.
At what age did you try your first glory hole?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:02 pm to Duffman81
9 for me, you got a problem with that?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
27 pages on Texas Tech? Good Lord.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:06 pm to Crimson Legend
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27 pages on Texas Tech? Good Lord.
It was fun at first, but the last several pages is just a bunch of pathetic back and fourth between Aggies and a couple of johnny-come-lately Raider Rashers.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:14 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Nah, he's just giving one more check as he heads out to deliver his pizza
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:23 pm to WestCoastAg
Could you come up with something original?! Ready to tee off in a few minutes. Tell you guys what, you are invited to my vacation home in Jackson Hole and we will order pizza. We will see if an Aggie or Raider delivers it. Gone really this time. Might check in later just go see if anyone came up with something actually witty or intelligent while I'm gone.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:24 pm to Duffman81
An oldie but goodie:
For reference.
The streak is over.
The combined domination added up to nearly 70 years (Tektards finally beat us in tennis).
The guidelines:
Must be a team sport with head to head competition(no track, golf, etc. in which we own the tards anyway)
In sports with multiple games in a season, scoreboard goes to series winner. Regular season only for simplification.
If a series ties, scoreboard remains with the last team to win.
quote:
________________________________________
Sport...........Last loss.......score
baseball........4/5/2009........1-2(series)
basketball......2/13/2007.......0-2(series)
football........10/18/2008......43-25
w. basketball...2/19/2005.......53-56
soccer..........9/1/1999........0-1
softball........4/25/1998.......1-2(series)
tennis..........4/9/2005........3(4)
w. Tennis.....1987........unknown score
volleyball......11/18/2006......0-3
________________________________________
As you can see, the last loss in a team sport came in baseball, the next was '08 in football. Tard has been unusually impotent against the Ags the last several years.
In fact, here are the raw, gruesome, unfiltered numbers for A&M:
1,046 - number of days since last loss against Tech in anything
1,1216 - number of days since last loss against tech in football
98 - total number of games/competitions going back that A&M has held scoreboard over Tech in all sports
3,891 - number of days A&M has held scoreboard over tech in soccer
12 - Average win margin over Tech in basketball
22,030 - number of consecutive days A&M has held scoreboard over tech cumulatively in all sports(ie 1046 in baseball + 1216 in football etc.)
22,030 days = 60.2 years
15 - Average margin of victory over tech in football during that span
9/9 - A&M currently holds scoreboard over tech in all 9 team sports
51 - number of BigXII titles for A&M
11 - number of BigXII titles for tech
11 - number of national championships for A&M during 3 year span
1 - number of national championships for tech in their history
*This information is old but was current when the thread started*
Rankings as of spring 2011
A&M is ranked in every team sport except volleyball.
A&M is ranked in 15 out of the 16 sports that it competes in.
Tech is not ranked in any team sport.
Football
A&M #17 BCS #19 AP final 2010 rank
Tech-unranked. Only 1 decent win in 2010
Basketball
A&M #24 Final Poll 2010. Recruiting off the charts with new coach.
Tech-unranked and terrible
W. Basketball
A&M #1 National Champions
Tech-unranked
Baseball
A&M #7 Baseball America - big 12 champs - College World Series
Tech-unranked
Softball
A&M #20
Tech-unranked
Soccer
A&M #6
Tech-unranked
*Bonus sports that aren't part of this comparison*
Mens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
Womens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
**Bonus Academic information and rankings**
Texas A&M - AAU Member Research University. Land, Space, and Sea Grant Institution. 48,000 students. Major contracts with the Department of Defense, Energy, and Homeland Security Department.
Texas Tech - No prestigious national academic affiliations. 36,000 students
Endowment
A&M - $6 Billion
Tech - $434 Million
Annual Research Expenditures
A&M - $652 Million(more than Tech's entire endowment)
Tech - $27 Million(less than they spend on their awful athletics program)
Annual Research Expenditures in science and engineering
A&M - $600 Million(3rd nationally behind MIT and Berkeley)
Tech - $27 Million or less(no data)
USNWR ranking 2010
A&M - #63
Tech - #159(Tier 3 under the old category system)
Washington Monthly 2010
A&M - #20
Tech - #221
Average freshman SAT score
A&M - 1210
Tech - 1100
The SAT has a standard deviation of 100. So a 110 average difference represents a huge gap. Especially when the sample size is tens of thousands of students.
For reference.
The streak is over.
The combined domination added up to nearly 70 years (Tektards finally beat us in tennis).
The guidelines:
Must be a team sport with head to head competition(no track, golf, etc. in which we own the tards anyway)
In sports with multiple games in a season, scoreboard goes to series winner. Regular season only for simplification.
If a series ties, scoreboard remains with the last team to win.
quote:
________________________________________
Sport...........Last loss.......score
baseball........4/5/2009........1-2(series)
basketball......2/13/2007.......0-2(series)
football........10/18/2008......43-25
w. basketball...2/19/2005.......53-56
soccer..........9/1/1999........0-1
softball........4/25/1998.......1-2(series)
tennis..........4/9/2005........3(4)
w. Tennis.....1987........unknown score
volleyball......11/18/2006......0-3
________________________________________
As you can see, the last loss in a team sport came in baseball, the next was '08 in football. Tard has been unusually impotent against the Ags the last several years.
In fact, here are the raw, gruesome, unfiltered numbers for A&M:
1,046 - number of days since last loss against Tech in anything
1,1216 - number of days since last loss against tech in football
98 - total number of games/competitions going back that A&M has held scoreboard over Tech in all sports
3,891 - number of days A&M has held scoreboard over tech in soccer
12 - Average win margin over Tech in basketball
22,030 - number of consecutive days A&M has held scoreboard over tech cumulatively in all sports(ie 1046 in baseball + 1216 in football etc.)
22,030 days = 60.2 years
15 - Average margin of victory over tech in football during that span
9/9 - A&M currently holds scoreboard over tech in all 9 team sports
51 - number of BigXII titles for A&M
11 - number of BigXII titles for tech
11 - number of national championships for A&M during 3 year span
1 - number of national championships for tech in their history
*This information is old but was current when the thread started*
Rankings as of spring 2011
A&M is ranked in every team sport except volleyball.
A&M is ranked in 15 out of the 16 sports that it competes in.
Tech is not ranked in any team sport.
Football
A&M #17 BCS #19 AP final 2010 rank
Tech-unranked. Only 1 decent win in 2010
Basketball
A&M #24 Final Poll 2010. Recruiting off the charts with new coach.
Tech-unranked and terrible
W. Basketball
A&M #1 National Champions
Tech-unranked
Baseball
A&M #7 Baseball America - big 12 champs - College World Series
Tech-unranked
Softball
A&M #20
Tech-unranked
Soccer
A&M #6
Tech-unranked
*Bonus sports that aren't part of this comparison*
Mens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
Womens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
**Bonus Academic information and rankings**
Texas A&M - AAU Member Research University. Land, Space, and Sea Grant Institution. 48,000 students. Major contracts with the Department of Defense, Energy, and Homeland Security Department.
Texas Tech - No prestigious national academic affiliations. 36,000 students
Endowment
A&M - $6 Billion
Tech - $434 Million
Annual Research Expenditures
A&M - $652 Million(more than Tech's entire endowment)
Tech - $27 Million(less than they spend on their awful athletics program)
Annual Research Expenditures in science and engineering
A&M - $600 Million(3rd nationally behind MIT and Berkeley)
Tech - $27 Million or less(no data)
USNWR ranking 2010
A&M - #63
Tech - #159(Tier 3 under the old category system)
Washington Monthly 2010
A&M - #20
Tech - #221
Average freshman SAT score
A&M - 1210
Tech - 1100
The SAT has a standard deviation of 100. So a 110 average difference represents a huge gap. Especially when the sample size is tens of thousands of students.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:25 pm to pantherman
quote:
Ready to tee off in a few minutes. Tell you guys what, you are invited to my vacation home in Jackson Hole
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:26 pm to pantherman
First off i doubt you are going to play golf. Golf just isnt a sport for tech "people". It requires you to act civilized. But lets just say you really are. How drunk are you right now? How many tortillas will you be chucking today? I hope to god the course you are on has antibiotics ready
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:27 pm to pantherman
So... You aren't done?
Why announce something that is obviously so hard for you? You don't have a Jackson hole home, and you don't play golf, quit trying to impress the SEC. You're a fricking delivery boy and a sucky one at that.
You'll get no tip.
Why announce something that is obviously so hard for you? You don't have a Jackson hole home, and you don't play golf, quit trying to impress the SEC. You're a fricking delivery boy and a sucky one at that.
You'll get no tip.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:30 pm to BigD Ag
quote:
re: Thoughts of Texas Tech Fanbase (Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:24 pm to Duffman81)
An oldie but goodie:
For reference.
The streak is over.
The combined domination added up to nearly 70 years (Tektards finally beat us in tennis).
The guidelines:
Must be a team sport with head to head competition(no track, golf, etc. in which we own the tards anyway)
In sports with multiple games in a season, scoreboard goes to series winner. Regular season only for simplification.
If a series ties, scoreboard remains with the last team to win.
quote:
________________________________________
Sport...........Last loss.......score
baseball........4/5/2009........1-2(series)
basketball......2/13/2007.......0-2(series)
football........10/18/2008......43-25
w. basketball...2/19/2005.......53-56
soccer..........9/1/1999........0-1
softball........4/25/1998.......1-2(series)
tennis..........4/9/2005........3(4)
w. Tennis.....1987........unknown score
volleyball......11/18/2006......0-3
________________________________________
As you can see, the last loss in a team sport came in baseball, the next was '08 in football. Tard has been unusually impotent against the Ags the last several years.
In fact, here are the raw, gruesome, unfiltered numbers for A&M:
1,046 - number of days since last loss against Tech in anything
1,1216 - number of days since last loss against tech in football
98 - total number of games/competitions going back that A&M has held scoreboard over Tech in all sports
3,891 - number of days A&M has held scoreboard over tech in soccer
12 - Average win margin over Tech in basketball
22,030 - number of consecutive days A&M has held scoreboard over tech cumulatively in all sports(ie 1046 in baseball + 1216 in football etc.)
22,030 days = 60.2 years
15 - Average margin of victory over tech in football during that span
9/9 - A&M currently holds scoreboard over tech in all 9 team sports
51 - number of BigXII titles for A&M
11 - number of BigXII titles for tech
11 - number of national championships for A&M during 3 year span
1 - number of national championships for tech in their history
*This information is old but was current when the thread started*
Rankings as of spring 2011
A&M is ranked in every team sport except volleyball.
A&M is ranked in 15 out of the 16 sports that it competes in.
Tech is not ranked in any team sport.
Football
A&M #17 BCS #19 AP final 2010 rank
Tech-unranked. Only 1 decent win in 2010
Basketball
A&M #24 Final Poll 2010. Recruiting off the charts with new coach.
Tech-unranked and terrible
W. Basketball
A&M #1 National Champions
Tech-unranked
Baseball
A&M #7 Baseball America - big 12 champs - College World Series
Tech-unranked
Softball
A&M #20
Tech-unranked
Soccer
A&M #6
Tech-unranked
*Bonus sports that aren't part of this comparison*
Mens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
Womens Track - #1 3-time National Champions back to back to back
**Bonus Academic information and rankings**
Texas A&M - AAU Member Research University. Land, Space, and Sea Grant Institution. 48,000 students. Major contracts with the Department of Defense, Energy, and Homeland Security Department.
Texas Tech - No prestigious national academic affiliations. 36,000 students
Endowment
A&M - $6 Billion
Tech - $434 Million
Annual Research Expenditures
A&M - $652 Million(more than Tech's entire endowment)
Tech - $27 Million(less than they spend on their awful athletics program)
Annual Research Expenditures in science and engineering
A&M - $600 Million(3rd nationally behind MIT and Berkeley)
Tech - $27 Million or less(no data)
USNWR ranking 2010
A&M - #63
Tech - #159(Tier 3 under the old category system)
Washington Monthly 2010
A&M - #20
Tech - #221
Average freshman SAT score
A&M - 1210
Tech - 1100
The SAT has a standard deviation of 100. So a 110 average difference represents a huge gap. Especially when the sample size is tens of thousands of students.
Well, he asked for some different material. Doesn't mean you had to mentally rape the poor boy.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:54 pm to Aggball
I smell Raider fans...
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:57 pm to pantherman
Here's another good one:
LINK
When A&M added a list of national championships and conference championships to their wall at Kyle Field, they awarded themselves championships they didn't actually win.
Go ahead, turn around and bash Tech if that's what you need to feel better about yourselves. Have a good weekend.
LINK
When A&M added a list of national championships and conference championships to their wall at Kyle Field, they awarded themselves championships they didn't actually win.
Go ahead, turn around and bash Tech if that's what you need to feel better about yourselves. Have a good weekend.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:58 pm to David Cornwell
quote:
I smell Raider fans...
Check your shoes before you go into the house. I have confused dog shite for the smell of raiders before.
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