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LSU grad Lauren Stack from Cotter, AR is a disrespectful cizzunt.

Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:04 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:04 pm
She has de-faced state property and undertaken a malicious mission to undermine the parents and traditions of her school district's population and ultimately her employers.

LSU we are not your rival, nor do we appreciate your denigrating our quality of life. The hurricane is over, it's been 10 years, you guys can move back to the Bayou anytime now.

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I am a native of Baton Rouge and 1982 graduate of Louisiana State. I teach first grade in Cotter, Ark., among many diehard Razorbacks fans. This past school year I thought it would be fun to show my love for my alma mater through decorating my classroom door. I began by painting the door jamb purple and hung a giant LSU wreath on the door. Every time LSU won, I would hang a star with the score on the door jamb. The finishing touch was a large star in the middle of the wreath with the score from the bowl game LSU won. A highlight of the season for me came after I sent a picture of my door and a letter to Coach Les Miles. He graciously responded with a nice note in purple and gold stationary. I even managed to make LSU fans out of some of my students!




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1982 graduate

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww She's fatter than Bert






If there was any chance of there ever being a D-1 recruit coming out of Cotter I'd phone the school district officials and rally the area folks to rise up against this beast of a woman. One of my really good buddies is the sports editor of the Baxter Bulletin I'd laugh if I could convince them to write about this travesty west of town.



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This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 4:10 pm
Posted by BaconKillz
Fayetteville
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Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:06 pm to
She's ugly. Can I get a picture of the Bama game star?
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted by CamdenTiger
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Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted by DoubleBubbleTrouble
Don’t
Member since Nov 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:07 pm to
What little talent there is in Arkansas prefers going elsewhere anyway.
Posted by windhammontanatigers
windham-stanford, montana
Member since Nov 2009
4993 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:08 pm to
C'mon Man, she's just up in Arky Land doing her duty that we want her to do. Just pickin with you my Arky brother.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25602 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww She's fatter than Bert

NOTHING is fatter than Bert
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123774 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
7 days
Posted by SouthdownsTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
631 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

LSU we are not your rival, nor do we appreciate your denigrating our quality of life. The hurricane is over, it's been 10 years, you guys can move back to the Bayou anytime now.


You mad cause she can bump you out of the way at a buffet porker?
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22424 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 10:27 pm to
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even managed to make LSU fans out of some of my students!


Flagship Sinkinking! Abandon Ship!
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 10:28 pm
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10170 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 10:34 pm to
A LSU graduate is also the senior director for the Razorback Foundation & one of our alumni is also the Director of your Athletic Bands. STFU
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 10:35 pm
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66979 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 10:37 pm to
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww She's fatter than Bert


not possible

neeeeeext
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60249 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 10:41 pm to
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The finishing touch was a large star in the middle of the wreath with the score from the bowl game LSU won


I wonder what went in the middle of the wreath after 2011 and 2012
Posted by athens-ga
athens, ga
Member since Jun 2013
1298 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 10:56 pm to
Your use of the word denigrate and calling a woman fat is ironic. That you care this much about some school teacher's decorating is sad.
Posted by diretiger
Member since Jan 2014
229 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:40 pm to
don't worry about random teachers driving away fans. The way y'all play is doing it much quicker than she could ever hope
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:51 pm to
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One of my really good buddies is the sports editor of the Baxter Bulletin


No shite, the fricking Baxter Bulletin?

You sir, have friends in high places.

Keep that guys number in your redneck Rolodex. Never know when you might need it.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:53 pm to
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LSU we are not your rival



Yeah no kidding. But props to this lady for rustling R-Kansas jimmies.
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
Member since Jul 2009
11653 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:21 am to
You got your jimmies rustled by a fat first grade teacher.
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