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Cheesy jokes thread: Tell them here

Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90913 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
So a Chinese guy goes to the eye doctor because he is having trouble seeing.

AFter examination, the doctor tells him he has a cataract.

Chinese man replies "No, I have a Lincoln Continental"
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:10 pm to
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:48 pm to
A duck walks into a bar, and orders a drink. When he's finished, he says 'put it on my bill'
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96132 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:54 pm to
Did you know a proton has mass?


I didn't know they were catholic.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:56 pm to
How many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Two
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16977 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:14 pm to
Where do ghosts and goblins spend their summers ?


Lake Erie
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96132 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:32 pm to
What's a pirates favorite letter?

(ARRRRR)

You may think its R but it's actually the C!
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
17839 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:36 pm to
How do you get the Bama grad to leave?


Pay him for the pizza. :rimshot:
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69946 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:44 pm to
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