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Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:07 pm
So a Chinese guy goes to the eye doctor because he is having trouble seeing.
AFter examination, the doctor tells him he has a cataract.
Chinese man replies "No, I have a Lincoln Continental"
AFter examination, the doctor tells him he has a cataract.
Chinese man replies "No, I have a Lincoln Continental"
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:10 pm to deltaland
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Nacho Cheese!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:48 pm to deltaland
A duck walks into a bar, and orders a drink. When he's finished, he says 'put it on my bill'
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:54 pm to deltaland
Did you know a proton has mass?
I didn't know they were catholic.
I didn't know they were catholic.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 12:56 pm to deltaland
How many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two
Two
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:14 pm to deltaland
Where do ghosts and goblins spend their summers ?
Lake Erie
Lake Erie
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:32 pm to deltaland
What's a pirates favorite letter?
(ARRRRR)
You may think its R but it's actually the C!
(ARRRRR)
You may think its R but it's actually the C!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 1:36 pm to deltaland
How do you get the Bama grad to leave?
Pay him for the pizza. :rimshot:
Pay him for the pizza. :rimshot:
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