re: Probably not going to return to classes for the rest of the semester.

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gawd, you sound like a dork.

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That's harsh. He sounds like a kid getting his first experience with a large, four-year college. I assume he transferred from someplace smaller. If not, he still sounds like a kid adjusting to a new and unfamiliar scene and trying to make the best of an embarrassing situation. Cut him some slack.