re: Probably not going to return to classes for the rest of the semester.

It sounds like the professor is dealing with some insecurity issues. He knew what "LE TROLLFACE.JPEG" was. Everyone knows that. What he didn't know that he would have to battle for the hearts and minds of his own class. You caught him off guard, and ran him through with the spear of charisma, as so oft happens to those of us with perfect cheekbones. Forgive his imperfect nature and bring him weed brownies.