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What's your Bertsession level today?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:11 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:11 am
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:13 am to CtotheVrzrbck
i just ate an entire pack of deep fried oreos with a side of fried chicken. im so bert right now
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:24 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Post pics of Jenn
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:43 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'd lick his wife's butthole, is that bertsessed enough for you. You know she needs the dick, even if that fricker has a 12 incher he only has 4 usable inches because of the gut awning.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 3:50 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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What's your Bertsession level today?
Somewhere between 104 and 0.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:26 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Who's that fat guy?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:57 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Thanks for this. Sometimes I completely forget about coaches in the SEC who have never even won a conference game. Good job making sure we don't forget him.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:07 am to CtotheVrzrbck
By level, do mean degrees, meters, pounds...what?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:09 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'm mildly bertsessed with a chance of fat
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:19 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I thoroughly enjoyed the Barry Alvarez cameo.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:25 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:28 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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What's your Bertsession level today?
On a scale of 0-10, I'd have to say 0. Just like his number of SEC wins.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:32 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I enjoy learning more about fat football coaches
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:15 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Hi bertsession anonymous. My names hawgfaninc. I let my bertsession get the better of me recently. I just wanted to share that with the group.
Today my bertsession is too damn high
Today my bertsession is too damn high
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:17 am to CtotheVrzrbck
i just paid a hooker to pretend to be my wife for the next 12 hours.
my Bertsession level is through the roof
my Bertsession level is through the roof
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:17 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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What's your Bertsession level today?
Somewhere between 0-8.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 9:55 am to CtotheVrzrbck
After seeing that you posted these pics, it reminded me how much of a fat frick that fat frick really is
Posted on 8/21/14 at 10:16 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Current Bertsession level: 8.5 and rising
Predicted Bertsession level, 31 August 2014: 0.0 and steady
Predicted Bertsession level, 31 August 2014: 0.0 and steady
Posted on 8/21/14 at 10:20 am to CtotheVrzrbck
That sexy beast 
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:05 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Bert eats food more than other people eat food and I keep pictures of dumptrucks in my toybox because people won't talk to me.
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