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There is something living in my basement *UPDATE on page 3*
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:20 pm
I can hear it scurrying around and my dog is going crazy sniffing the floor. I think it's a possum or a cat. It's dark and scary down there and I'm afraid if I open the cellar door it's gonna jump out and give me rabies or worse.
What would you do?
What would you do?
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 9:33 am
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Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:21 pm to Stonehog
It's you.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:21 pm to Stonehog
Where do you live?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:24 pm to Stonehog
The call is coming from inside the house.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:25 pm to Stonehog
#StonehogBasementPurge
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:27 pm to Stonehog
Sloth is hungry, go feed him before he breaks out of his chains again I ain't buying another pair
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:32 pm to Stonehog
Is there a man in the house? Have him check it out.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 6:40 am to Stonehog
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What would you do?
Burn the House Down
Posted on 8/16/14 at 7:11 am to Stonehog
Which is it, a basement or cellar?
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:03 am to Stonehog
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There is something living in my basement
This sounds like the start of a Rob Zombie children's book.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:28 am to Stonehog
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Just open the door and splash as much gasoline as you can in 10 seconds. Slam the door and wait 5seconds, strike a match, open the door, and toss to match in. Problem solved.
Okay,okay, please don't do this. It's me, I am living in your basement. Please just let me be to scurry around down here. The market is over-saturated with business degrees and times are hard. I repeat, do not set me on fire. I'll leave in my own time...you know... when the market gets better.
P.S. Throw a sandwich down there once and a while if you can. The opossum I am scavenging off of isn't good, nor will it last through the weekend.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 7:04 pm to Stonehog
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my dog is going crazy sniffing the floor.
What kind of dog do you have?
Couldn't you just let him go in the basement.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 8:24 pm to Stonehog
Fill a hole full of ashes and sprinkle frozen peas around it.
When the beast comes up to take a pea kick it in the ash hole
When the beast comes up to take a pea kick it in the ash hole
This post was edited on 8/16/14 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 8/17/14 at 9:30 am to Stonehog
Could be hippies.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 2:53 pm to Stonehog
Sleep good tonight.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 6:22 pm to Stonehog
Let me guess, you get the noise when you flip the switch on the wall next to your sink.
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