re: I was wantin to die, but I can't leave my wife...

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You just can't make up the stuff that fanbase does and says.

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Then you have a terrible imagination.

Yes, we do some impressive things, but surely you can make up something just as bat-shite crazy.

For instance, how long before a Bama fan rents a hot air balloon and drops gallon buckets of goat jizz on fans during a game at Jordan-Hare? Or when one of us sends Ricin to a celebrity because we saw a photoshopped pic of them wearing an Auburn hat, except it's not Ricin it's just Goody's Headache Powders cause we're too dumb to know the first thing about synthesizing Ricin?

See. Not that hard.