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re: Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam

Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to
usually D1 athletes have no problem getting laid but I think he'll have a hard time
Posted by JDHLaw
Member since Jun 2013
1040 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:51 am to
You guys won't be laughing after playing Kentucky this season.

Much like a crocodile, Elam can consume his entire bodyweight in a day. You'll be bussing back to campus minus a few wide receivers.

Pig Howard sounds too delicious for Elam to resist.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112719 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:55 am to
I mean there are plenty of sluts in college, but Elam is a charity case. Dude looks like some kind of obese Frankenstein creature.
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