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Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam

Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:42 am
Posted by JDHLaw
Member since Jun 2013
1040 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:42 am
Enormous human being:

Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:43 am to
A+ titties
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17329 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:44 am to
That's one mean lookin ginger
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9660 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to
Bless his heart.
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to
Even his biceps have double-chins....
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to
I don't know what he will or won't do on the field, but by God I respect his number choice.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75603 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:46 am to
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54181 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:46 am to
Is he the new QB?
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40838 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Vanilla Coke
Member since Jan 2013
1343 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to
That kid can be from nowhere else except Kentucky
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7374 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to
usually D1 athletes have no problem getting laid but I think he'll have a hard time
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:49 am to
Hehe 69
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:52 am to
Does Elam have kids yet? His kids could have titty milk when mom goes on a road trip, and wouldn't have to do any pumping beforehand.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46481 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:53 am to
after football I foresee him becoming obese and having to use a motorized wheel chair to get around
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52798 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:53 am to
Good lord, what a monster. He would have been perfect at NT for our 3-4.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:58 am to
Bert's fatter.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:00 am to
Freaking huge as shite.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15666 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Enormous human being:


Him and Jared Lorenzon should have a boxing match and call it the battle of the bulge.

All proceeds go to diabeetus awareness
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42687 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:03 am to
Elam was in our recruiting discussions for a while last year. He was pretty high on the fans board (not sure how high he was on the coaches board) but the big question for us was whether or not he was too damned big for our system - a lot of folks thought he'd do far better in UK's defense than ours. Plus we had questions as to whether he could play immediately with his size and obviously since we're replacing both lines we couldn't take a chance there.

It looks like those who predicted he might be too large for us were right. We've slimmed down our D-line since last year going with slightly smaller but faster guys. Hopefully, they're right about the second part of their prediction that Elam would flourish in UK's system as after following his recruitment all last year he seems like a great kid.

I think he'll do well at UK. Anyone know if he's gonna RS or play immediately?
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:08 am to
Does he get to use a motorized Wal-Mart cart on the field?
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