re: What it must be like to be Allyn McKeen

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Allyn, do you think you could use your L.A connects to get Evan Stone to Starkville for the AU game?

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Sigh. I was friends with Gary Griffin before he died. His sister Kathy dated Ron Jeremy. I am sure that Ron and Evan know each other. It would have been a strange request though.

"Gary, I know people are always bugging you about Kathy this and Kathy that, but could you possibly ask Kathy if she can get Ron to get in touch with Evan Stone and see if he wants to make a personal appearance at a Mississippi State football game? We would really appreciate it. Thanks."

The correct answer is to contact his management company. They would tell you if he is available and what it would take to get him to make an appearance.

Let's review. An autographed picture... probably free. A public appearance... not free.

I would have a much better chance with getting a 40-something actress with a reasonable name to make an appearance. Most of them are desperate for anything. They act like they don't need the work, but no one, and I mean no one, is calling them, and they are freaking out on the inside.

"I have 2 Emmys. Why isn't anyone calling me? If I were a male, I would have more offers than I could count. But no. Be a woman and turn 40 in Hollywood and see what happens! Arrrrrgh. Do you want to be inside of me?"

"What was that last part?"

"Do you want to be inside of me? Don't make me get graphic. I have needs. If you don't care about my needs, you can leave now."