re: We will be very good this year

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One time when i was younger i was hanging out with some friends on acid but i was sober, sort of a nanny. I pissed in my own mouth just to make them laugh, but they didnt laugh, they all immediatley devolved into their own weird dick rituals including one who cut a tennis ball open and wrapped it around his balls and walked around trying to make his balls bounce off different surfaces. The only way i could get him to stop was to convince him his hand was bleeding.

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Best post in this miserable but hilarious as hell thread.

This might just be the best thread of the year so far. It's hit nearly every possible category. All we need is CIYE frickery and some AU penitentiary news and it might just make history.