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re: More Violence in the South: Explains Our Intense Fandom?
Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:18 am to roadGator
Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:18 am to roadGator
In the South, we say "excuse me" to mean "I'm sorry I'm being a bother, but can you please move so I can get through?"
In the North, they say "excuse me" to mean "Get out of my way you lazy pathetic sack of shite!!!!"
In the South, we say "yes, sir/m'am" as a show of respect.
The the South, they say "yes sir/m'am" as a sarcastic term of derision to say "Whatever you say you old, dirt bag piece of shite! I'll stab you in your sleep!!!"
In the South, "can I have that, please?" means "can you please do me the favor of inconveniencing yourself to help me?"
In the North, it means "Hand me that now! I have no patience to wait on you, you inconsiderate arse-hole!"
If you hold a door open for a girl in the South, she will assume you are trying to do something nice for her.
If you hold a door open for a girl in the North, she will think that you don't think she's capable of opening her own door. "Wow, look at the BIG STRONG MAN providing for his POOR WEAK GIRL! I CAN DO IT MYSELF! I DON'T NEED YOU OR ANY OTHER MAN! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOUR NOT! YOUR GAAAAAAHBAGE! YOU HEAR ME? GAAAHBAGE!"
In the North, they say "excuse me" to mean "Get out of my way you lazy pathetic sack of shite!!!!"
In the South, we say "yes, sir/m'am" as a show of respect.
The the South, they say "yes sir/m'am" as a sarcastic term of derision to say "Whatever you say you old, dirt bag piece of shite! I'll stab you in your sleep!!!"
In the South, "can I have that, please?" means "can you please do me the favor of inconveniencing yourself to help me?"
In the North, it means "Hand me that now! I have no patience to wait on you, you inconsiderate arse-hole!"
If you hold a door open for a girl in the South, she will assume you are trying to do something nice for her.
If you hold a door open for a girl in the North, she will think that you don't think she's capable of opening her own door. "Wow, look at the BIG STRONG MAN providing for his POOR WEAK GIRL! I CAN DO IT MYSELF! I DON'T NEED YOU OR ANY OTHER MAN! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOUR NOT! YOUR GAAAAAAHBAGE! YOU HEAR ME? GAAAHBAGE!"
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 10:21 am
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:22 am to kingbob
I'm not sure what he thought I meant by calling him all those names but that sucker took it like a champion and never lifted an eyebrow.
Oh, and it was on Long Island so he wasn't a foreigner. He understood everything I said. I couldn't believe he didn't give a rats poop.
It was actually cathartic as I got it all out of my system and was able to enjoy NY just a little bit. That place sucks in the summer though. Hot garbage on the streets and subways in July there is absolutely horrid.
Oh, and it was on Long Island so he wasn't a foreigner. He understood everything I said. I couldn't believe he didn't give a rats poop.
It was actually cathartic as I got it all out of my system and was able to enjoy NY just a little bit. That place sucks in the summer though. Hot garbage on the streets and subways in July there is absolutely horrid.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 10:26 am
Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:29 am to kingbob
This feels about right...
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