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re: My altercation with a crackhead today
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:38 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:38 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
I seem to always run into these people in Mexico City. It's almost like they can smell the rich, superior white blood going through my veins.
I had a Cuban guy come try to sell me some fricking books about their revolution. Asks me about midway through if Mexico is my homeland, and of course I told him I was American. Conversation ended abruptly.
Then I had this really bizarre confrontation with an expatriate that made me reconsider my stance on Jesus.
"Would you shoot me if I talked about Jesus?"
"...Wha'?"
"Would you kick me in the face if I said he died for our sins."
"...No."
"Well you know Jesus loves you right?"
"(While resisting the urge to say he didn't exist) -- You're wearing a Nine Inch Nails hat..."
"I've never met someone who loved Jesus as much as you do." -- and he walked off.
I seriously need to get a GoPro.
I had a Cuban guy come try to sell me some fricking books about their revolution. Asks me about midway through if Mexico is my homeland, and of course I told him I was American. Conversation ended abruptly.
Then I had this really bizarre confrontation with an expatriate that made me reconsider my stance on Jesus.
"Would you shoot me if I talked about Jesus?"
"...Wha'?"
"Would you kick me in the face if I said he died for our sins."
"...No."
"Well you know Jesus loves you right?"
"(While resisting the urge to say he didn't exist) -- You're wearing a Nine Inch Nails hat..."
"I've never met someone who loved Jesus as much as you do." -- and he walked off.
I seriously need to get a GoPro.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:51 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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It's almost like they can smell the rich, superior white blood going through my veins.
Maybe you just stand out in your pointy white hoodie.
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