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I have a kidney stone.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:36 pm
My first one in about 6 years.
I've been working in the yard a bunch after work this week and not hydrating very well.
I got cool pills that make your insides feel like soup and one that turns my pee blue so that's pretty rad.
I'm strong and I will fight all of you.
I've been working in the yard a bunch after work this week and not hydrating very well.
I got cool pills that make your insides feel like soup and one that turns my pee blue so that's pretty rad.
I'm strong and I will fight all of you.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:46 pm to Slippery Slope
God speed bro
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:47 pm to Slippery Slope
Prayers sent.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:47 pm to Slippery Slope
T&P.
It's probably about the size of a grain of sand.
Drink as much as you can as fast as you can and it should help the pain.
It's probably about the size of a grain of sand.
Drink as much as you can as fast as you can and it should help the pain.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:51 pm to Slippery Slope
Sorry to hear that Slope.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:59 pm to Slippery Slope
Jesus, that's terrible. I truly hope I never get one of those. They sound so painful.
Here's hoping your's doesn't hurt too bad
Here's hoping your's doesn't hurt too bad
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:09 pm to Slippery Slope
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I have a kidney stone.
This verse comes to mind when I hear kidney stone:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:02 pm to Slippery Slope
I heard kidney stones were more painful than having a baby. Good luck
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:00 pm to Slippery Slope
quit yer whinin!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:03 pm to Slippery Slope
Sorry to head that Slope. Tell that preggers broad of yours she need to get off her arse and take care of you. 
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:07 pm to Slippery Slope
sorry about your penis.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:37 pm to Slippery Slope
I had my first one in October 2012. I literally thought a wolverine with razor blades taped to his claws was tearing its may out if my right flank. I had no idea what it was. All I knew is I couldn't breath and I grunted. I drove myself to the ER of the hospital I work at and the second I walked in the ER doc who I know very well said "You've got a kidney stone bud!" I was relieved that it wasn't dick cancer or aliens coming out of my testicles or any other possibility I thought of on that 7 minute drive. It was that night I realized Dilaudid is very over rated but God sent an Angel to Earth to create Toradol.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:37 pm to Slippery Slope
I've had my foot run over by a lawn mower, I've been hit by a car, I've had too much Jägermeister, and I've had a kidney stone.
I'm scared of the kidney stone.
I'm scared of the kidney stone.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:48 pm to Slippery Slope
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Slippery Slope
I had one. ... one. That was enough.
I pissed blood for a couple of weeks before going to my doctor.
After they decided it wasn't cancer they sent me to a urologistwho said it was a big kidney stone
They couldn't do the sonic wave thing so that had to go up my Johnson (using and extra long laser) and bust it up. They took out what they could while I was out ... left some pieces I had to pass.
Pissed razor blades for two weeks.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:58 pm to Slippery Slope
Can you still bate?
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