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re: How would you announce your commitment to a school?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:19 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:19 pm to wdeinttown
#inb4pickingaredandbluehoodoffthetable
In all seriousness I would have a school assembly, have each section of the gym wearing the colors of one of my finalists. Then I would troll each school (ie pull out a truck of corndogs to troll the LSU section) then I'd have the bagman from my school of choice bring me a briefcase. Inside would be a bunch of Benjamin's colored with markers from my new team's school colors. I'd then make it rain in the section of the school I picked, grab the ESPNU camera and yell "I'm rich bitch1" Then never see a down of sanctioned action before ultimately winding up in the CFL.
In all seriousness I would have a school assembly, have each section of the gym wearing the colors of one of my finalists. Then I would troll each school (ie pull out a truck of corndogs to troll the LSU section) then I'd have the bagman from my school of choice bring me a briefcase. Inside would be a bunch of Benjamin's colored with markers from my new team's school colors. I'd then make it rain in the section of the school I picked, grab the ESPNU camera and yell "I'm rich bitch1" Then never see a down of sanctioned action before ultimately winding up in the CFL.
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