re: Christopher Pissing in the Sink

One of my sidewalk buddies in college was blind drunk at a party on Stedman Ct. Someone had the water turned on hot so he could make ramen on the stovetop faster. My friend stripped nekkid and sat down in the sink and just started screaming. People pulled him out, not because he was too drunk to get out, but just because he jumped in nekkid and just sat there screaming. Apparently the temp regulator in the water heater was bad because he ended up with 2nd degree burns all over his arse.

Then there was another guy at that same house who dropped some acid and ended up getting picked up by cops down the street, nekkid of course, chewing on a pine cone.

But that has nothing to do with kitchen sinks.