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re: While the rant's been working, Bert's been fishing and sailing
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:15 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:15 pm to hawgfaninc
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bet they're nike sandals seeing as we're a nike school
They're still fat people flip flops. You really think he's repping Nike all the time? It doesn't look like he's wearing a Nike shirt. Actually, the only thing that does look Nike are the shorts. That's because they're the only brand that makes them where the waist band in that size is still tight, but not too tight.
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:16 pm to LSU1NSEC
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why is he wearing an Auburn shirt?
didn't you know? bert and gus are BFF's now
they break bread and shite
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:18 pm to hawgfaninc
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Did they take separate planes? How in the frick was the plane able to take off with this guy and Bert on board?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:19 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Must have felt weird for Bert to be on a ship that isn't sinking.
I laughed
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:22 pm to brucevilanch
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They're still fat people flip flops.
well he is fat, so...
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You really think he's repping Nike all the time? It doesn't look like he's wearing a Nike shirt. Actually, the only thing that does look Nike are the shorts. That's because they're the only brand that makes them where the waist band in that size is still tight, but not too tight.
the hat and and shorts both are nike
wouldn't surprise me if it's a nike shirt as well. hell I bet he's got nike briefs on, if he isn't going commando
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:25 pm to brucevilanch
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Did they take separate planes? How in the frick was the plane able to take off with this guy and Bert on board?
tFlagship is straight loaded with cash bruh. we can afford a plane that can carry multiple berts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:25 pm to hawgfaninc
Burts wife has nice jugs.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:29 pm to Bootycall
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Burts wife has nice jugs.
sorry your's doesn't :(
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:29 pm to hawgfaninc
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tFlagship is straight loaded with cash bruh. we can afford a plane that can carry multiple berts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:30 pm to Bootycall
I think he is wearing an old. Whiskey shirt he found in the bottom of his closet .
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:31 pm to hawgfaninc
Used his wife as bait
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:33 pm to hawgfaninc
hmm how did they get the navy to let them use an aircraft carrier to go fishing?
It is the only ship that is big enough to support bert because he fat.
It is the only ship that is big enough to support bert because he fat.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:35 pm to Mootsman
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He will eat every ounce of that tuna.
What tuna?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:36 pm to hawgfaninc
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fish are going to be jumping in our boat.
Hopefully someone explained to him how fishing works
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:54 pm to monsterballads
Bert had to sit on the other side. No doubt.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:24 pm to hawgfaninc
Actually my wife does too. As a matter of fact, they are in my face right now. Want pics?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:40 pm to hawgfaninc
Wow, it looks like he caught more fish than points Arkansas scored all last season. And he didnt even catch that many fish.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:34 pm to monsterballads
Actually, with chicken dolphin, they pretty much jump in. Not much skill required.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:36 pm to hawgfaninc
Ehhhhh, trash fish.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:42 pm to hawgfaninc
The hog fan that said bert had lost weight is full of crap. He looks like he may have put on a few.
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