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re: USC DL (greatest thread title ever)
Posted on 7/15/14 at 6:56 pm to JesusQuintana
Posted on 7/15/14 at 6:56 pm to JesusQuintana
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Cock fans
When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style?
Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know.
If you're asking SCAR fans about our DLine, don't worry, you'll know more about them soon enough.
No, we're not worried.
Yes, the so-called experts, talking heads, prognosticators, writers, media, Phil Steele, knowledgeable old timey SEC fans, et al., know all about what we have returning on the DLine. It's called re-loading. They are not unknowns. They were recruited by other programs. You will not have to ask stupid questions like this one day. One day, if y'all last long enough, you'll look back on this question and say to yourself, "Jesus, I was such a dumbass for asking that question. SEC fans know, without having to ask, the answers to questions like that."
You get a pass but this is your last year. This is your third year in the system. You're expected to follow recruiting. Spend less time on the mail-order bath salts sites and more time on the recruiting sites and compare who is offering who and where who is going.
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 7:22 pm to scrooster
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Spend less time on the mail-order bath salts sites and more time on the recruiting sites and compare who is offering who and where who is going.
I spit out my water hahaha
Posted on 7/15/14 at 7:41 pm to scrooster
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You're expected to follow recruiting.
Yessir
Posted on 7/15/14 at 7:54 pm to scrooster
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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style? Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know.
I nominate this for "touché of the month"!
Posted on 7/15/14 at 7:57 pm to scrooster
I'll bookmark this
Posted on 7/15/14 at 8:02 pm to scrooster
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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style? Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know. If you're asking SCAR fans about our DLine, don't worry, you'll know more about them soon enough. No, we're not worried. Yes, the so-called experts, talking heads, prognosticators, writers, media, Phil Steele, knowledgeable old timey SEC fans, et al., know all about what we have returning on the DLine. It's called re-loading. They are not unknowns. They were recruited by other programs. You will not have to ask stupid questions like this one day. One day, if y'all last long enough, you'll look back on this question and say to yourself, "Jesus, I was such a dumbass for asking that question. SEC fans know, without having to ask, the answers to questions like that." You get a pass but this is your last year. This is your third year in the system. You're expected to follow recruiting. Spend less time on the mail-order bath salts sites and more time on the recruiting sites and compare who is offering who and where who is going.
I gotts give it up to ya, that was frickin strong.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 8:08 pm to scrooster
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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style?
Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know.
dang, shite just got real.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 8:50 pm to scrooster
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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style?
Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know.
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