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re: Jarran Reed arrested for DUI
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:26 pm to Wrenchruh
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:26 pm to Wrenchruh
quote:WTF!?!?! He was being sarcastic
Troof. One time, my uncle got shot while getting mugged. At the scene, there was this guy kicking a bunch of shite around and bugging the cops and shite. They told him to leave or he would be arrested because he was keeping them from accomplishing their missions as fascist pigs. But I was like "No way man. It's we the people and this is America bro. This dude can do what he wants. My grandpa didn't ride shotgun in dive bomber shooting japs just so we can get told what do by the man." Then I looked down and both the stranger and I had the hugest freedom boners. Then we high dived and shot into space and became star people.
My uncle died from his injuries. They police never found his killer.
Roll Tide
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:31 pm to MontyFranklyn
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WTF!?!?! He was being sarcastic
I know. Sometimes the multilayer sarcasm irony lasagna doesn't taste so good on the Internet.
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