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rank the conference in any category you so choose (stolen from reddit/cfb

Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:15 pm
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:15 pm
for instance, ranking the conference by amounts of hair gel consumed and denim shorts worn...

1. UF







2. all others
This post was edited on 7/12/14 at 10:17 pm
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:17 pm to
Coaches likely to die of heart attack

1. Bert
2-14. The rest
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96206 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:17 pm to
Germans
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123807 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:24 pm to
In terms of insecurity:

1a: Alabama
2a: Auburn
Posted by 2poop
bama
Member since Sep 2009
4562 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:33 pm to
Coach with a bat shite crazy wife.

1. Gus Malzahn.

2.-14.
Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
74214 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:37 pm to
How far south your football stadium is:

1. Florida
2. LSU
3. Texas A&M
4. Auburn
5. Alabama
6. Mississippi State
7. Georgia
8. South Carolina
9. Ole Miss
10. Tennessee
11. Arkansas
12. Vanderbilt
13. Kentucky
14. Missouri
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 10:57 pm to
Ranking the SEC teams named "Vanderbilt Commodores":

Tier 1
1) Vanderbilt

Tier 2

2) Texas A&M
3) Alabama

Tier 3
4) Georgia
5) LSU

Tier 4

6) USCe
7) Missouri
~tied~ 8) Ole Miss
~tied~ 8) Kentucky
9) Florida

Tier 5

10) Mississippi State
11) Arkansas
12) Auburn

and, of course, by a wide margin...

Tier 6

13) UTk
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37864 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:02 pm to
Ranking by white cake eating sissies ....

1 - Mizzou































Nobody else
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:03 pm to
SEC team whose fans are most likely to appear on a reality show about rednecks:

1. LSU



the rest
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75669 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:05 pm to
Trolling this site
1. arkansas
2-14. Everyone else
Posted by Nicolae
Member since Dec 2012
1880 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:17 pm to
Amount of control Head Coach possesses in ascending order:

1. UGA
2. LSU

3-13. All others

14. Bama
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:18 pm to
Most douchebags per capita

1. Florida

2. Missouri

3-14. Not enough data
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36618 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:44 pm to
Located in Louisiana
1.LSU
2-14. The rest
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15577 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:54 pm to
By number of letters in their name:

1. Mississippi State (16)
2. Louisiana State (14)
3. South Carolina (13)
4. Mississippi (11)
5. Vanderbilt (10)
6. Tennessee (9)
t7. Arkansas (8)
t7. Kentucky (8)
t7. Missouri (8)
t10. Alabama (7)
t10. Florida (7)
t10. Georgia (7)
t10. Texas A&M (7)
14. Auburn (6)
Posted by Johnny Ringo
Member since Nov 2013
701 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 12:07 am to
Serial killers:
1: UF
2-14: as far as we know...
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19265 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 5:50 am to

Percentage Of Residents Who Live In Trailers / Mobile Homes

1. South Carolina: 18.8 %
2. Alabama: 14.7 %
3. Kentucky: 13.9 %
4. Mississippi: 13.8 %
5. Arkansas: 12.8 %
6. Louisiana: 11.7 %
7. Georgia: 11 %
8. Florida: 10.4 %
9. Tennessee: 9.9 %

10. all others
Posted by morriscat2
tennessee
Member since Jun 2012
1942 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 12:00 pm to
Most redneck to least redneck:

1 Arkansas
1 Mississippi State (tied with Arkansas)
3 Louisiana State
4 Alabama
5 South Carolina
6 Auburn
7 Georgia
8 Ole Miss
9 Tennessee
10 Texas AM
11 Florida
12 Vanderbilt
13 Kentucky
14 Missouri
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