re: What's the best food your wife/gf makes?

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She can barely boil water. She once cooked a Filet so long I literally had to scrape the burn off with a butter knife - eating it was like chewing on a tasteless gummy bear. Her Macaroni and Cheese is a gooey, disgusting mess, and is rarely yellow - always a brownish color for some reason. Chicken is always overcooked and tougher than a Goodyear tire. Her best dish is a Mandwich . . . a Mandwich people! - with Winn Dixie brand chips. Even her salads have all the white clunky parts from the lettuce stem in them - and never with bacon!

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If you know how to cook then you should teach her. If not, y'all should take cooking classes together. That's some real deal quality time.