re: If your SEC school had a Men's Soccer team, would you support it?

No. I'm from a rural area where the idea of my high school's soccer team was to simply field one so that all football players who didn't play baseball/run track in the spring could stay in shape. I played one year when I was 6 because I wasn't old enough to play football yet (rec leagues offered soccer in the fall). I scored the first goal in our county's inaugural soccer league, then bowed out. Forever.

I know it's wildly popular in suburban America, but soccer really bores me. I respect the hell out of the condition soccer players are in, but they're physically laughable, there is no flow to the game, and they flop more than NBA players.