re: So, a man walks into a McDonalds with a knife in his back....

Fricking Queens has gone to the thugs. Used to be a decent part of town out there along the Van Wyck.

Dumbass reporter needs to learn the difference between an Avenue and a Street though.

I could see that guy catching one in the back on 91st and then walking across the street into the Mickey D's looking for help. That particular Mickey D's has probably witnessed more crime happening looking across Sutphin and down 91st Ave than any other existing, still open today, McDonalds.