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re: Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 12:35 pm to TT9
Posted on 6/9/14 at 12:35 pm to TT9
Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert one day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a dump.
He ran over to the bushes and squat to take a dump and a rattlesnake bit the head of his pecker. He yell out help me Tonto i got bit by a rattlesnake.
Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."
Tonto runs back to town to talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"
Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."
Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "Doc said, Lone Ranger going to die!"
He ran over to the bushes and squat to take a dump and a rattlesnake bit the head of his pecker. He yell out help me Tonto i got bit by a rattlesnake.
Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."
Tonto runs back to town to talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"
Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."
Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "Doc said, Lone Ranger going to die!"
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 6:59 am
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:39 pm to JCinBAMA
Posted on 6/9/14 at 9:57 pm to JCinBAMA
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