re: Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?

A dusty old, blind cowboy walks into a bar and makes his way to a stool. After taking a seat, he scoots forward a bit and says: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

He hears a gruff voice from the front of him, and a an elbow in his side.

"Now, Mr. Cowboy, I only feel it's right that I warn ya 'cause you're blind. This here is an all-woman biker bar, and the bartender? She's a blonde with a baseball bat. The bouncer? Another huge blonde. The girl on your left? She's a blonde with a black belt in karate. I'm a blonde with two dead ex-husbands, now...

Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

The cowboy scratches at his jaw, takes in a huge sigh and grumbles: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."