re: What conspiracy theories do you believe to be true and why?

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That's just what they want the sheeple to think. The truth is that we were created not that long ago by the alien inhabitants of an as-of-yet-undiscovered planet with an extremely eliptical orbit who cross-bred their DNA with apes to create humans (in their image) so they could enslave us and make us mine gold. That explains all the old religions, why we don't see god today, why we can't explain those 95,000 years or find the missing links.

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