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Girl Dating Star Recruit Thrilled To Learn Auburn Athletic Department Hiring
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:36 am
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:36 am
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AUBURN, AL—Explaining that the opportunity is simply too good to pass up, 18-year-old Kendra Howard, who is currently dating one of the country's most coveted high school quarterbacks, expressed her excitement to reporters Friday upon learning of a new employment opening that just happened to become available at Auburn University’s athletic department.
“They just approached me out of nowhere, but it’s perfect timing since I’m about to graduate high school and could really use a good job,” said Howard, adding that the 30-hour-a-week salaried position comes with a 401(k) plan and a generous benefits package.
“They didn’t really mention what I would be doing, but they said that I’m exactly what they’re looking for and that I’d be a great fit for the position. And the best part is I’ll be on the same campus as Sean once he starts practice in the summer, which is such a lucky coincidence.”
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This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 11:42 am
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:37 am to diddydirtyAubie
This is how its done, boys and girls.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:37 am to diddydirtyAubie
wait for it..........
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:37 am to diddydirtyAubie
Well surprise surprise surprise.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:38 am to diddydirtyAubie
What a lucky coincidence 
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:38 am to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:38 am to diddydirtyAubie
I had a feeling that was the onion, even cum dumpster whores aren't that stupid.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:38 am to diddydirtyAubie
lol gus will have ya'll under NCAA investigation soon
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:39 am to diddydirtyAubie
Nice to see we are learning how it's done.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:39 am to diddydirtyAubie
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never mind, let's see this play out
never mind, let's see this play out
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 11:41 am
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:40 am to diddydirtyAubie
Very well done
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:40 am to diddydirtyAubie
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I’m exactly what they’re looking for and that I’d be a great fit for the position.
Missionary
Doggie style
or something else?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:41 am to diddydirtyAubie
Hopefully the job is house sitting...we've been slow moving into that market.
ETA...damn, one day i'll actually click a link here.
But we should start buying houses to have them sat at.
ETA...damn, one day i'll actually click a link here.
But we should start buying houses to have them sat at.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:41 am to diddydirtyAubie
Is this a social experiment to see how many actually RTFA?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:41 am to diddydirtyAubie
Wonder why they chose Auburn.. 
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:42 am to diddydirtyAubie
Learned from Nick Saban and Landon Collins. 
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:42 am to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:49 am to diddydirtyAubie
Boss status. Who's the QB?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:58 am to diddydirtyAubie
diddy cutting onions on the rant...
Posted on 5/23/14 at 12:09 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Tana Patrick and the Safety from Louisiana showed us the error of our ways...
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