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re: Does anybody have constant gas?

Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35642 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:59 pm to
Take 10 mg of adderall, drink a quad espresso and smoke a cigarette before work. Anything in your bowel will come rushing out like being chased by a horde of fast zombies.

Of course you may be a bit jittery after...but gas problem like solved.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:12 pm to
Adderall makes you vibrate on the inside.

Coffee makes you vibrate on the outside.

Cigarettes make you smell ready to go.. I'm 6 days smoke free and I hate my life.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Take 10 mg of adderall


I prefer downers over uppers.

quote:

drink a quad espresso


I drink lots of coffee when I first arrive at work. I didn't drink any this morning, and I still had issues.
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