re: Has anyone on here ever been in a fart ending relationship?

No, but I'm married to an Alabama woman who constantly asks me if I farted or pooped. I constantly tell her that I'm not into this stuff that involves anything concerning the butt hole. If these questions continue to come up, then I'm getting a divorce. Every morning when we wake up, she asks me if I pooted. Talking to people that I know here, farting is a big thing in Alabama. BTW, my friend was behind an old lady in the Winn Dixie check out line. The woman led out a quiet but deadly one. She told the people behind her that she pooted.