BEST solution yet for realigning the SEC's divisions

Okay, I went over literally every possible scenario, and, believe me, this is the only way to keep all SEC football a) in-state rivalries, b) season finales, and c) “named” mid-season rivalry games in tact without having to keep the current permanent cross-divisional opponent system (special note: I realize that Louisianans have some cultural thing about giving nicknames to everything--in this case, the "Hatch Cup," "Saban Bowl," and "Tiger Bowl"--but since the schools themselves don’t “officially” call those games by those nicknames, I didn’t count those as “named” mid-season rivalry games under this scenario):

NEW SEC EAST
Alabama (keeps Iron Bowl & Third Saturday in October)
Auburn (keeps Deep South’s Oldest Rivary & Iron Bowl)
Florida (keeps World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party)
Georgia (keeps Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry & World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party)
Kentucky (keeps Battle for the Wooden Beer Barrel)
Tennessee (keeps Battle for the Wooden Beer Barrel & Third Saturday in October & Battle for Tennessee)
Vanderbilt (keeps Battle for Tennessee)

South Carolina *

NEW SEC WEST
Arkansas (keeps Battle for the Golden Boot & Southwest Classic & unnamed Arkansas-Missouri season finale)
LSU (keeps Battle for the Golden Boot & Magnolia Bowl & unnamed LSU-Texas A&M season finale)
Mississippi (keeps Egg Bowl & Magnolia Bowl)
Mississippi State (keeps Egg Bowl)
Missouri (keeps unnamed Arkansas-Missouri season finale)
Texas A&M (keeps Southwest Classic & unnamed LSU-Texas A&M season finale)

* - does not have an in-state rival, season finale, or "named" mid-season rivalry game against any SEC school