re: Believe it or not, I seriously found out who the new coach is last evening.

I don't rant at dinner or when out with family or friends. That's rude.

We got home late and I pretty much needed assistance walking into the house. I just remember taking off my boxer briefs, laying naked on the bed, and saying to my wife, "You want this. I know you want this."

And then I woke up this morning to a crying baby and a headache.