re: Who broke the Rant?

Have you considered the possibility that someone (perhaps even a rant-loving Lutheran minister) staged the ethereal voice from the heavens as part of an elaborate prank? It's only a thought, of course, but if it proves to be true I'm sure you'll look into the consequences of impersonating our illustrious and revered leader. One might think such a crime might be punishable by banning. I'm not saying your friend DID impersonate a higher power in order to ridicule you and your followers when you delivered unto us your heavenly message, I'm merely suggesting that you consider the possibility.