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re: Killz Thread: What's the weirdest hypothetical way for the end of all humanity?
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:09 am to pivey14
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:09 am to pivey14
A female case zero gets mutation disease where she has this giant mouth with huge teeth in her vagina, but it looks normal from the outside so she bangs some dude and his dick gets eaten off and then he kills himself.
Said girl starts giving this disease to other girls and pretty soon tons and tons of guys get their dicks eaten off. Even the ones who don't kill themselves can't make babies anymore.
Plus what do you think is going to happen to a baby that tries to get pooped out of a teeth vagina. C section would likely work, but pretty soon all there is gonna be is teeth vaginas and dickless dudes running around and eventually we just die out.
Said girl starts giving this disease to other girls and pretty soon tons and tons of guys get their dicks eaten off. Even the ones who don't kill themselves can't make babies anymore.
Plus what do you think is going to happen to a baby that tries to get pooped out of a teeth vagina. C section would likely work, but pretty soon all there is gonna be is teeth vaginas and dickless dudes running around and eventually we just die out.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 7:11 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:16 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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A female case zero gets mutation disease where she has this giant mouth with huge teeth in her vagina, but it looks normal from the outside so she bangs some dude and his dick gets eaten off and then he kills himself.
Said girl starts giving this disease to other girls and pretty soon tons and tons of guys get their dicks eaten off. Even the ones who don't kill themselves can't make babies anymore.
Plus what do you think is going to happen to a baby that tries to get pooped out of a teeth vagina. C section would likely work, but pretty soon all there is gonna be is teeth vaginas and dickless dudes running around and eventually we just die out.
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