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re: ***tOfficial AggyArk™ Texan NBA Playoffs Thunderdome Thread***

Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:19 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

we are embarrassed after every single time our child from san Antonio has choked in the playoffs


We are burdened from carrying the Texan and Western standards.

Meanwhile, y'all's persistent ineptitude causes us geriatrics to bust out ear horns to hear your yelping from the kiddie table of the Western conference.

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:21 pm to
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y'all's persistent ineptitude causes us geriatrics to bust out ear horns to hear your yelping from the kiddie table of the Western conference.
if this was the case, the father Lakers would not have a winning playoff record against our children from san antonio
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:28 pm to
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if this was the case, the father Lakers would not have a winning playoff record against our children from san antonio


This is the mantra of the vanquished and the marginalized (see: "tsipology").

Talk to us about playoffs when you can actually make them, young blood

Talk to the Zombies when they aren't affixing dusters to their canes and still sweeping y'all's pretending behinds back to Cali.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:31 pm to
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Talk to the Zombies when they aren't affixing dusters to their canes and still sweeping y'all's pretending behinds back to Cali.
I know beating father last year was a major accomplishment for our children but you have to see that we have no care for the matter. Once our children from San Antonio decide to end their habit of choking in the playoffs we can have this conversation again
Posted by ImperialPalace
Galveston, Texas
Member since Oct 2012
2888 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:34 pm to
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#ClutchCity bitches!
We're going to karate chop any bitch who tries to get in our way


The Blood Moon was no mere celestial event. It was a sign foretelling a long period of Rockets dominance.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:34 pm to
gets swept in the playoffs

talks shite to the team that swept them on the way to winning the West

My God....he's gone mad.

I pushed him too far. My apologies, everyone.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:36 pm to






Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:37 pm to
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talks shite to the team that swept them
trying to talk shite to father

quote:

on the way to winning the West
and choking yet again
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:39 pm to
You have hereby been acknowledged.

Tell Kobe to quit being fragile.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:40 pm to
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trying to talk shite to father


Scoreboard.

quote:

and choking yet again


Learned it from y'all I guess.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:40 pm to
Only after tim Duncan learns how to make a lay up. You go first
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:41 pm to
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Scoreboard
4-3

quote:

Learned it from y'all I guess.
I'm sorry, we dont have a long and storied history of choking in the playoffs like our children do
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 5:42 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:42 pm to
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after tim Duncan learns how to make a lay up.


He doesn't need to do shite to beat y'all these days

Hell, the Spurs have been sympathetic publicly toward y'all in the press.

Oh, and be sure to tidy up the staples center for the overlords of the place before you leave for the year.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:44 pm to
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4-0


Fify

quote:

we dont have a long and storied history of choking in the playoffs like our children do


We don't have a recent history of being so pitiful the playoffs aren't even an option to choke in
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

He doesn't need to do shite to beat y'all these days
if only he could beat his father Kobe
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:48 pm to
If only Kobe didn't fall down like a bitch and avoid last year's sweep.

He knew what was coming and took the easy way out. Per par.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:50 pm to
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If only Tim Duncan didn't miss that lay up like a bitch. He could have avoided the choke. But he didn't and the spurs choked again. Per par


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 6:01 pm to
Per par?

We've never choked in the Finals before, fool Learned that trick from y'all.

And that choking team still waxed the purple and piss without breaking a sweat
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 6:02 pm to
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We've never choked in the Finals before, fool
you guys do in the postseason every damn near year almost
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

you guys do in the postseason every damn near year almost


Da FINALZ, home slice
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