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Jon Gruden just orgasmed all over Murray and UGA

Posted on 4/10/14 at 1:54 pm
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 1:54 pm
Dude just gushed on and on about how great Murray is (said he was one of the best he has ever seen come through in the 5 years he's been doing the Gruden camp). Also spoke very highly about how well UGA and its offense prepare guys for the NFL.

Also compared him to Drew Brees. Murray looked like he hadn't skipped a beat since he blew the ACL on the throws they were showing. I'm prepared to start calling him Wolverine (he's shorted AND he heals unnaturally fast).

I'd start mailing out DVDs of that interview to every top offensive player (especially QBs) in the country.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49428 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:04 pm to
Hope to find that video
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24260 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:09 pm to
yeah someone find a link
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30614 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:22 pm to
I need to see this
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

gushed on and on about how great Murray is


quote:

compared him to Drew Brees


quote:

looked like he hadn't skipped a beat



please Jags....please grab this kid...
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4180 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

(he's shorted AND he heals unnaturally fast).


or maybe UGA had him fake an injury so he could avoid a real injury and Mason could take over?
nah
Posted by dawg-fan#1
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2012
1222 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:28 pm to
Gruden QB Camp with Aaron Murray: LINK
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
3945 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Jon Gruden just orgasmed all over Murray and UGA


Christ on a corndog, who has to clean it up?
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36518 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 3:23 pm to
jesus that literally felt like i was watching jon gruden blow aaron murray. and it was awesome
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5450 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

I'm prepared to start calling him Wolverine (he's shorted AND he heals unnaturally fast).


Solid reference. :golfclap:
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 4:18 pm to
Was he aiming or spraying and praying during said orgasm .
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 5:19 pm to
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AND he heals unnaturally fast


Kinda funny how fast guys bounce back from injuries nowadays (Ray Lewis and his amazing recovery from the torn triceps being a prime example). One might suspect better living through chemistry, but that could never be.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64575 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:16 pm to
Yall mind if I take this to the rant?
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