re: If a coach at State or OM goes 7-5, bowling and wins Egg Bowl every year

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State is the guy that banged the 5 that one night in Atlanta 15 years ago while all his buddies were passed out, but he still holds it over his brother's head because he's been jerking it for 50 years.

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We're like a guy who had a one night stand with a drunk smoke show, so we have become picky about who we bang afterwards, and essentially never get laid again.

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