re: Rank the SEC Towns from Best to Worst!

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Nooooooooo, you went to Bama because you're a NOLA Gump-Homer. Nothing more, nothing less.

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What does this even mean? Are you an adult? I'm from New Orleans, as are both of my parents, one of whom went to LSU, the other Tulane. I wasn't a NOLA Gump anything.

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Baton Rouge has a U.S.S. Kidd WWII Battleship Museum on the Mississippi River

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Who gives a frick?

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the River Center -one of the best entertainment and convention venues in the South

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(is hosting the Miss America Pageant this year)

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Oh boy! Will Mario Lopez be hosting?!?!?!?!

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beautiful state capital grounds

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You can see how bad it needs to be power washed from the Interstate. It's embarrassing.

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luxury hotels and casinos

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Luxury...

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world class golf courses

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Please. That's not even a stretch, it's a lie.

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zoos

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Baton Rouge zoo is world class? For fricks sake...

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one of largest shopping malls in the South

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Urban sprawl.

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fantastic Creole and Cajun restaurants

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I'll give you that.

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not to mention one of the most beautiful college campuses in the country.

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It's alright. It's not even one of the nicest campuses in the Conference, but it's certainly not ugly.

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I'm monumentally ashamed to say you are from my hometown.

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You're from Metairie. You can save yourself the embarrassment.

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GTF off this board and go jump in a barrell of Tide and Skoal Juice you pathetic POS.

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Sweet melt.

You're not good at this.