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Has anyone here tried the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:11 pm
I am dehydrated as hell because I've been pissing out my arse for the last hour. I ate about 1/3 of a pound of those fricking things and the next thing you know, gastrointestinal Armageddon breaks loose and I'm melting my god damned toilet. My wife is god damned mortified at the sounds coming from the bathroom (via my now completely raw a-hole) as fluids spew forth at what feels like a minimum of 10 gallons per second. I. Want. To. Die. Right. Now.
When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
This post was edited on 3/30/14 at 8:15 pm
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:15 pm to crispyUGA
Foodd like gummy bears are gross and disgusting. Boyfriend eats that shite after a workout. 
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:17 pm to crispyUGA
We had a thread about these a while back. 
Prayers sent.
Prayers sent.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:20 pm to crispyUGA
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1/3 pound
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:21 pm to crispyUGA
I watched a youtube video of a guy eating an entire 5 lb bag, it was awful to watch towards the end.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:21 pm to crispyUGA
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When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
Yep. I'm sorry brah
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:25 pm to crispyUGA
So you're saying we should start using sugar-free gummy bears for colonoscopy prep?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:25 pm to crispyUGA
stop stealing shite from Amazon.com.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:45 pm to crispyUGA
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When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
You will die tonight. Sorry.
Say hi to Erk for me.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:47 pm to crispyUGA
You were warned here on the rant a few months ago.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:27 pm to crispyUGA
I read the reviews after George Takei linked to them on Amazon, that was enough to know to avoid them forever.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:51 pm to crispyUGA
Go ahead and call in sick tomorrow. You're not going to get much sleep tonight my friend.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:58 pm to crispyUGA
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My wife is god damned mortified
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My wife is god
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My wife
Pix?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 10:58 pm to crispyUGA
There's nothing you can do but let this thing run it's course... No amount of immodium or Pepto will stop what has begun... Not trying to sound too bleak but until you get them completely out of your system the booty vomit will not stop... Just try to stay hydrated.
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