Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Atheist

Same answer. They're annoying because I never ask people about their religion

I just think two things.

1. They keep their opinions to themselves. I will do the same. I dont like overly solicitous religion or lack thereof.

2. I wonder if they will be in for a big surprise when they die and there is a God...and he is PISSED. I figure if a Christian dies and there is no God, he'll never know. He'll be dead.

YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!111!!!!

Same reaction when someone tells me they are a Christian. Good for them. Religious conviction is important to some people.

Same thing as my first thought when people tell me they are a Christian/Muslim/Jew: "I don't give a frick, why are you telling me?"

I say hey "Here is someone with their shite together!"

All 6 of the major religions were created when a society needed order. fact

Im appalled. Everyone knows that Greek Mythology got it right. Then I tell them they are going to have to deal with Zeus when they die or face going to Hades.

I don't give a shite