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re: Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:17 pm to sorantable
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:17 pm to sorantable
It happened to me once outside of normal conversation where it may naturally come up. It went like this (not kidding):
Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:22 pm to Mizzeaux
Need a woodchipper by any chance?
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:23 pm to Mizzeaux
quote:
Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
+1 bonus point for Fargo reference.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:25 pm to Mizzeaux
Really the only time I can really remember someone telling me they were a Christian without me asking was at a bar in Destin. There was some band playing and I started dancing with this drunk cougar next to me. She was into it and I smacked her arse. She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady and didn't appreciate that. That's when I noticed her wedding band.
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