20 Reasons Arkansas would join the Big 12

1) Impending SECNetwork becomes a more polished Cox Sports South and gets dumped and the promised hundreds of millions of dollars and capital improvement projects never happen.

2) Better regional rivalries.

3) SEC is a cesspool where integrity is thought to be a Japanese chick car.

4) More traditionally successful teams in football and across the board in all sports.

5) Higher academic standards and more opportunity for JUCO kids to escape poverty and enrich their lives.

6) Better food on road trips.

7) Safer cities to visit for away games. We'd trade Baton Rouge, NOLA, Atlanta, Birmingham etc. for Dallas, Kansas City, Oklahoma City, the Woodlands, Austin etc.

8) Better access to the next wave of recruiting hotbeds. Mexican schools are adopting American Football at a tremendous rate and are now competing against and starting to beat some of the bigger traditional Texas powerhouse football factories.

9) We trade Gumps for Boomers. We don't hate Gumps, we have a purity of hate for OU that is rarely found.

10) We can finally start our wrestling program and bring back the Moondogs as mascots.

11) Oklahoma rednecks are classier than Florida and Tennessee rednecks, and the Red Dirt/Texas Country scene is far better than the shite in Nashville.

12) Billy Bob's, Tumbleweed, and Denim & Diamonds >>>>> Flora-Bama, Reggies, and the Salty Dog.

13) Austin City Limits >>>>>> Hangout Fest

14) Wakarusa >>>>>> Bonaroo

15) Steamboat >>>>> PCB

16) Colorado and legal marijuana purchases is a nice straight flat 8 hour drive away. Jamaica involves a passport and re-entering the country.

17) Houston is a hub for sex trafficking, petrochems, and more sex trafficking. Miami, Baton Rouge, NOLA are hubs for AIDS.

18) RiFF RAFF >>>>>>> Lil Wayne

19) Dallas bitches >>>>>>>> Atlanta tricks

20) Now that A&M and Missouri are out of there we can finally feel comfortable in the showers again and get our meat gazed at non stop.